pick up your feet

Hello Anonymous

If you let me know who you are, I’ll give you my number and tell you everything, although I’m sure it’s got absolutely fuck all to do with you.

i am going to get very drunk tonight.

COME HOMEEEEE. i miss you.

oh yeah, and i got a new tattoo. :’)

Looking at all these posts of naked couples sexing really isn’t helping my mental state.

Two weeks he’s been gone. I haven’t even been kissed in TWO WEEKS.

so, i had some pretty shit news this morning.

but i’m still smiling, because my baby’s home in THREE DAYS! :D

i wish my emotions would quit doing flips.

hello. :)

Asked by askblainewarbler askblainewarbler

I like your url. =)

I randomly selected it because I want people to love me. Nah, I'm kidding. Although I do want people to love me I also want people to have a little joy in their lives. That is not permission to go find a prostitute named Joy and sex her up though so please don't do that because I'm pretty sure I could be prosecuted too if you did that in a place where it's illegal, where is most places that aren't Vegas.

So onto the lulz!

A family of three tomatoes is hiking and the youngest tomato is falling behind.

The father goes back to the little tomato, squashes him, and says angrily,

"Ketchup."

you’re trying far too hard to be ‘cool’. soz.

Asked by itchypaws itchypaws

i just fell in love with your blog.

thank you :) i haven’t been on here in forever.

okay, so i dont know what to do.

or who i am, kinda.

that sounds lame. but, idk. my feelings for someone keep changing every few minutes. but i guess that’s because i miss them. but sometimes i think, maybe this distance is good? i dont miss them as much as i thought i would, and although that upsets me, i know ive gotta leave them eventually sooo…

i haven’t been here in forever.

i’ve missed you.

I have a blackberry and this makes me very happy, despite my hangover. :)
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TALKK TOO MEEEEE

and i’m brunette now.

op!

(Source: llbwwb, via the-absolute-best-posts)